Funny Honey 2

So....one night we arrive home late (around 11pm) and we've dimmed the lights to keep baby in the sleepy mood. I'm trying to get him in his jammies, and Honey calls from the kitchen "Beth, there's someone that wants to talk to you..."

I'm thinking, "Did someone call and I missed it? If it's this late on a Saturday, is it some weird call from the ward?" I walk out of the room to find Honey and I say, "Who?" And then Honey's finger is thrust in my face:


"Hi Beth! I'm Mr. Happy!"

You see, there was a cut on his finger from work. While I was not paying attention, he grabbed a pen, turned the cut into a face, then started "talking" to me with it by opening and closing the wound.

How can you suppress a smile at something as silly as that? Eye-roll worthy, definitely, but very clever...

My funny Honey

So, I'm supposed to be taking advantage of the free time I currently have (sleeping baby) and scanning pictures for my project. What do I do instead? The same thing I did in college when I had a deadline--something else!

I've decided to post the funnies of my Honey. This I do for two reasons: 1) to get me to post more regularly, and 2) because he's really funny! I have to share the laughs....

First post: Honey's Song

I'm brushing my teeth and Honey comes up behind me and pats my belly to a particular rhythm. This is the exchange that followed: (m=me, H=Honey)

H: I played a song on your tummy.
M: What song was it?
H: Diddle, diddle dumpling my son John.
M: But your son's name is Spencer.
H: It was, perhaps, not entirely accurate....

Stay tuned for more!

Ever tried to crack an egg with one hand?

I was making cookies last night, and this was the question posed to me from behind. My "helper" (Honey) was about to take over so I would go eat the dinner he had just prepared for me. He poses the question: "Ever tried to crack an egg with one hand?"
Before I could answer, I hear ...

CRACK!

I turn around to this.


And that, my friends, is why I don't try to crack an egg with one hand...

But I still love you Honey!