Ever tried to crack an egg with one hand?

I was making cookies last night, and this was the question posed to me from behind. My "helper" (Honey) was about to take over so I would go eat the dinner he had just prepared for me. He poses the question: "Ever tried to crack an egg with one hand?"
Before I could answer, I hear ...

CRACK!

I turn around to this.


And that, my friends, is why I don't try to crack an egg with one hand...

But I still love you Honey!