Mascara Commercial on tv:
TV: How do you get such explosive lashes?
Honey: Dynamite?
Filling out the Census Form:
Honey: I'm going to put myself as #1, because I'm filling this out. The Boy gets to be #2 because he's cute. You have to be last.
During a General Conference Talk:
Speaker: Once when I was having a particularly rough time...
Ruth: Why do you think she was having a hard time?
Honey: Because she burned the toast.
I ask Honey to take a picture of me. When I get the camera to check the picture, I see this:
Playing DVD MadGab:
Honey shouts out the answer: Bury the Hatchet! Ha! I win! I win!
When Honey leaves the room, I quickly use the remote to mark that Honey got the answer wrong. He returns to the room, still chanting that he won.
Honey: I buried the hatchet! What the...?! How did I lose? I'm not going to bury THIS hatchet!
TV: How do you get such explosive lashes?
Honey: Dynamite?
Filling out the Census Form:
Honey: I'm going to put myself as #1, because I'm filling this out. The Boy gets to be #2 because he's cute. You have to be last.
During a General Conference Talk:
Speaker: Once when I was having a particularly rough time...
Ruth: Why do you think she was having a hard time?
Honey: Because she burned the toast.
I ask Honey to take a picture of me. When I get the camera to check the picture, I see this:
Playing DVD MadGab:
Honey shouts out the answer: Bury the Hatchet! Ha! I win! I win!
When Honey leaves the room, I quickly use the remote to mark that Honey got the answer wrong. He returns to the room, still chanting that he won.
Honey: I buried the hatchet! What the...?! How did I lose? I'm not going to bury THIS hatchet!
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